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Joke of the Day
"What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist? My tax refund."
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"People say I have a dry sense of humor. So when you hate everyone the word to describe that is dry now I guess."
"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Nobody who? ..."
"I am in prison for something I didn't do I didn't pay my taxes"
"On a long road trip.. When deciding whether to stop at a rest area, I always say, ""Speak now or forever hold your pee""."
"What did the hat say to the coat stand? You stay here, I'll go on a head."
"What do they do with rope in space? Tie Astro-knots."
"My dad is my inspiration ...cause you never know when it's gonna hit you EDIT: missed a word"
"(sheepishly putting my arm around pitbull) so is there a mrs worldwide"
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."