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"A guy says to a girl ""hey, can I smell your feet?"" She says ""NO!!"" ""Oh, it must be your pussy then."""
"What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?... One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!"
"It's amazing how incredibly urgent emails become not urgent at all if you just wait long enough."
"Eastern Europe - 1989 ""If we leave the Soviet Union, we might have to get visas to visit Siberia and turnips will be more expensive"""
"Red bull gives you crippling heart palpitations just doesn't have the same ring to it."
"Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito it will stop sucking."
"Dear women married to homophobic racist adult males: Nice ass."
"Two old guys were chatting in the park. ""You know, my wife and I were happy for 40 years,"" said one guy. ""What happened?"" asked the other guy. ""We met,"" sighed the first."
"I'm good at 2 things: interviews and first dates... Turns out they're a bit alike. One gets me a job that blows, the other gets me a blowjob."