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Joke of the Day

"What's a cops favorite TV show? Justified"

"Doctor doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister?"

"""Were any famous men born on your birthday?"" ""No only little babies."""

"You couldn't even imagine how good I am at taking a fake phone call to get out of a boring conversation. It's Oscar worthy."

"""And you don't want hairy hands, now do you? Oh! And googling 'it' will make you go blind..okay! Mommy loves you."" - Sis at her 9 year old."

"My dentist is going to be so proud of me! I've been brushing my teeth like ten times a day since I started using Betty Crocker toothpaste."

"What's DJ Khalid's favorite number? 11, because it has another one."

"Did you know that more black men died in Vietnam than white men? It's all because when their sergeant would yell get down they would all start dancing."

"I met my SO while working for a German newspaper It was love at first Zeit"

"Did you hear about the lesbian couple who couldn't afford a double-headed dildo? They were having trouble making ends meet"