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Joke of the Day
"Shall I tell you the joke about the body snatchers? Best not, you might get carried away."
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"""just great, I've lost my house my wife is leaving and my kids hate me how can this day get any worse"" -A dinosaur, 66 million years ago"
"What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex? One makes your day and one makes your hole weak."
"On this Fourth of July, just remember... He who comes forth with a fifth on the Fourth, may not come forth on the Fifth."
"Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy? Just kidding he did"
"If cupids didnt have wings, theyd just be fat little baby assassins with crossbows."
"Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends"
"I didn't want to believe my flatmate was stealing from his job as highway maintenance ...but when I got home all the signs were there."
"Lesbians be like ""Oh no it's the end of the world!"""
"How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb? You don't need to, they glow in the dark."