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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy? Just kidding he did"
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"From my 7-year-old: What type of phone does a hawk use? A hawkie talkie."
"Roll, roll, roll your joint, Twist it at the end, Spark it up and take a puff, Then pass it to a friend."
"*the fog lifts* *the fog eats a high protein-low fat diet* *the fog does cardio* *the fog is fit af*"
"What is Bill Cosby's favorite ice cream flavor? Rape."
"I kayak. Canoe?"
"An art thief gets caught after a heist, how so? Many people saw his Van Gogh from the scene of the crime."
"Request - Lawyer Jokes"
"I feel bad for Kim-Jong Un It's hard being the fat kid in high school, so it must be really difficult being the only fat kid in the country."
"When my father won't stop telling bad jokes... ... the puns go on Dad Nauseum!"