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Joke of the Day

"If you are having trouble getting your posts banned from r/science ""Deal with it"""

"What did the pervert say to the Sex Detective? I'm sorry officer I didn't know this was your jurisdicktion. I heard this on a movie years ago, can anyone guess which one it was?"

"I got a nice Rolex from the lesbian couple next door after they asked me what I wanted for my birthday. It's a cool gift and all, but I think they misunderstood me when I told them I wanna watch."

"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho-path."

"I was an emotional Wedding. Even the Cake was in Tiers."

"The pope is in Israel with a sheik and a rabbi. If they don't walk into a bar, it's all for nothing!"

"How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but fuck if I know how they got in there"

"I celebrated 4/20 on January 5th. I know how to reduce fractions."

"What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."

"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A miner."