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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles? So his wife won't get pregnant"
Next Joke
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid? Hey, wanna buy some candy?"
"Vet: ""I can see the head... ...here's the neck... ...more neck... ...more neck... ...neck... ...neck... ...neck... ...still more neck... ...neck... ...it's a giraffe!"""
"What does one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month."
"1. Put on red T-shirt. 2. Remember that I need to go to Target today. 3. Take off red T-shirt."
"Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine? When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)"
"My girlfriend said I have crusty feet. I blame my socks."
"(bed bath and beyond) *walks to beds* Wow nice beds *walks to baths* Wow nice baths *walks through intergalactic wormhole* Wow nice beyond"
"Hey, are you from Ireland? Because when I see you, my penis is Dublin"
"Dont I owe you a blow job Gimme another and Ill owe you two."