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Joke of the Day

"Me: C'mon, baby. Just the tip? Her: No! Me: Awww, cmon! Her: No, you're paying the whole bill this time."

"I was flirting with this teenager on the internet... ...after a while, she tells me she's an undercover cop. How cool is that for someone her age?"

"What did one rock say to the other? Ha, you really think rocks can talk?"

"I think my friend is a racist. He's been known to tell a few colorful jokes."

"What do you call a torn up wife beater A piece of ""shirt"""

"I was once called a racist for saying black paint. Apparently the correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence."""

"How do you Organize a Space Party? You Planet!"

"What do you call a clever repost? A riposte."

"If you got ten times as much pussy as me you're still getting zero. Bitch."

"I never understood how you got dick from Richard. Apparently you just get him drunk first."