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Joke of the Day
"Only one Chinese man lived in my hometown, and I still couldn't tell him apart."
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"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? Nobody eats parsley."
"Ordered a pizza. Delivery guy and I talked for 45 minutes about swords and he got fired. Now he lives here, we're gonna fight crime together"
"Answer: ""On Wisconsin"" Question: ""Where will Duke be spending much of tonight dunking?"""
"Mr. Belichick how do you feel about these accusations against your organization? Deflated."
"Request: Your best British vs American jokes Reading jokes it occurs to me how different humour is on the other side of the pond. What's your favourite British vs American jokes?"
"Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? Because the capital is always Dublin."
"I suppose you can take my cold dead hand when you pry it from my warm live one and charge me w/unlawful possession of human remains"
"How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread? He felt pain."
"It was hard work, but I finally fixed the laundry machine The wife beater is nice and clean again :)"