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Joke of the Day

"Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught? Because he couldn't throw away the evidence"

"If your partner makes you sleep closest to the door, you are either the protector or bait for the zombies."

"Hope there is a particularly fiery spot in hell for anyone capable of losing a dog in an enclosed dog park."

"Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive."

"Where do Grammar Nazis get put on trial? You're*-emburg ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry... **Edit: obligatory second page post. Can't believe I'm on the second page!**"

"A Recent Study Found That... ...Christian women tend to become atheists after marriage. I don't find that surprising. After marriage, a woman does lose faith in a man's ability to come a second time."

"Why are they called dive bars? Because they have pool"

"My friend David's ID was stolen the other day Now we just call him Dav"

"Single people think marriage is just a word ... Once you are married you realize it's a sentence."

"What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window."