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Joke of the Day

"Hell yeah I want your website to play music without warning or a mute button!"

"My life would be a lot easier if when shopping online there was a ""Sort by least ugly"" option."

"Why is OP's mum like a bowling ball? Because she gets picked up, fingered and thrown down an alley then still comes back for more."

"My wife gives incredible head aches..."

"Fart Joke Why don't women fart? They don't get an arsehole until they get married!"

"What do Justin Timberlake and Theon Greyjoy have in common? A dick in a box"

"What did Jesus said when he resurrected ? Fucking lag, three days to respawn !"

"What's Forrest Gump's password to reddit? 1jennay1"

"If you weigh a whale at a whale weigh station, where do you weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie."

"What is the difference between ice and dry ice ? Dry ice lacks of water."