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Joke of the Day
"What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being in the Special Olympics"
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"Tomorrow I'll go to the orphanage... ... and beat up some children. I mean, what would they do? Tell their parents?"
"For gamers of a certain age Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters? He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse"
"[texting] you mean the wolf to me -wolf? ha! autocorrect fail! -lol what i meant to say was...you're a mean wolf to me"
"Fried potatoes Mashed potatoes Baked potatoes Twice baked potatoes Potato chips -if Bubba grew up on a potato farm instead of a shrimp boat"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss."
"Does the Ku Klux Klan hold a 3k run every year as a fund raiser? Shouldn't they? I mean, they are racists after all. The publicity just writes itself."
"What do you call white grand parents? Graham-crackers... ""wokka wokka"""
"What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck? Pyrex"
"16 sodium atoms walks into a bar.... followed by Batman."