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Joke of the Day

"Push-up men's underwear. Taking complexes to a whole new level."

"The US Presidential choice is now all about choosing between .... .....the one who was weak with E-mails and the one who was weak with Fe-males....!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA "

"Insert penis joke here. Ha."

"I'm not flirting, I'm being friendly. *gets on knees and undoes your belt*"

"You remember, in 2008 and 2012, when the right rioted, burned police cars, trashed small businesses, and claimed that President Elect Obama was not their president? Huh, yeah me either."

"What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist? A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store."

"Want to hear a good construction joke? I'm still working on it..."

"When is a door not a door? When its ajar xD"

"How do you make a baby politician cry? How do you make a baby politician cry. Take away his slush-y fund."

"wife: I was saving that me [eating bacon] It expires today *wife checks package* *sees I crossed out the date and wrote ""today""*"