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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist? A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store."

"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? A stagger-saurus."

"The only thing that would make my morning more productive is actually doing something."

"Yes I am that gift that keeps on giving most people the finger."

"My girlfriend might be a bit clingy, but she sure is going places... Like home. Go home."

"Genie: Sure about this? Me: C'mon do it Genie: It's your last wis- Me: I WANNA BE RICH Genie: Alakazam! Hi Rich, I'm Genie"

"Facebook, where people can pretend to be everything they really aren't to the friends they really don't have."

"What are your best/favorite anti-jokes?"

"Why do all the ladies love Jesus? (spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this."

"The Fly and R Kelly A Fly buzzes up to R Kelly and asks ""Mr Kelly could you please sing me a song?"" R Kelly pauses in thought then replies ""I believe I can, fly""."