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"My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. (Joke by Jimmy Carr)"
"James Bond and Money Penny are locked in a trunk... Money Penny: What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus? Bond: my PPK? Money Penny: 'K"
"Me: I feel skinnier today! Scale: Nope."
"Is your refrigerator running?... Cause it would probably be a better president #fridge2k16"
"I love that tower in France I hear it's an eye full"
"Repent! Seek jesus! Judgement approaches!"
"America is converting to the metric system Inch by inch"
"For every stripper with ""daddy issues"" there are 10 more ""daddies with stripper issues"""