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Joke of the Day
"How do you drowned a hipster? Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5"
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"TIP OF THE DAY: If you can't afford porn, just turn on tennis and shut your eyes."
"69 is the kamikaze of oral sex .. If I'm going down you're coming with me."
"""Are you cold?"" *People who are cold*"
"The David Cameron diet: You'll never lose your pounds quicker."
"So I've been thinking the world's getting more pessimistic... What do you fucking retards think?"
"[dark alley] Here's the $3 million, thanks again for this, be sure to send pictures. Kidnapper: Wait, don't you want your kids back?"
"How do you get out of a Russian prison? You have Vladmir Putin a word for you."
"Hillary Clinton hot sauce Fiery and Bernie out the back end"
"not a day goes by that i don't think about dying and then accidentally getting sent to squirrel heaven"