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Joke of the Day

"How do you drowned a hipster? Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5"

"Not to toot my own horn but.. I got my bottom 2 ribs removed"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder"

"I watched Lost In Space and loved it! It was a great documentary on Matt Damon."

"What do the twin towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now."

"Where do black parents get gifts for their children? At Toys We Is"

"I was at a party playing guitar once and somebody asked me if I could play Wonderwall I said maybe"

"Two Chemists Two chemists go out for a nice meal. The drinks were okay. The meal was OK too. They both died."

"Quickest way to get over someone? 4 wheel drive"

"I've been watching the Netflix series about Escobar, but I keep falling asleep... I think I have Narco-lepsy."