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Joke of the Day

"Just overheard someone say they need an ""escape goat"" for their project & I can't decide if they're a complete idiot or an evil genius."

"The bad weather kept my friend Edward from going to work today He's Snowden"

"What do you call an evil cat, who only lives to be an ass hole? A cat."

"Wait, Fellatio isn't a flavor of ice cream?!"

"I think parents are incredibly selfish and rude for having additional children without first consulting their existing child. "

"Where does spaghetti go to dance? The meatball."

"Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra? It had suction cups."

"Science builds airplanes and skycrapers Faith brings them together"

"Lets play army Want to play army? I can lay down and you can blow the hell out of me."

"What do you get when you put rootbeer in a square glass? Beer."