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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you put rootbeer in a square glass? Beer."
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"I was thinking of buying the black iPad mini.. Apparently, it runs faster."
"If you ain't Muslim... ....you ain't Shiite"
"What does a redneck do on Halloween? Pumpkin"
"What do you call someone who makes horribly lame jokes? A redditor"
"Pedophiles aren't all that bad at least they go slow in school zones!"
"Local singles in your area are asexually reproducing through cytokinesis. Local singles are becoming local doubles, quadruples."
"While Facebook was down I walked up to coworkers & just said 'unfriend' or 'like' & walked away then poked 17 people before I got arrested."
"My ex just called me, sobbing on the phone to tell me she has AIDS and I should get checked. The hardest part is acting surprised."
"I've always been a dog person, but I have never had a close friend that was a cat person. I just find that cats taste too gamy."