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Joke of the Day

"I was very lonely so I bought some shares. It's nice to have a bit of company."

"You are no longer what you eat. You are now your browser history."

"What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents? Ice cubes."

"A girl called me ""sir"" today and I was so angry I took off my suit of armor and stormed out of Medieval Times."

"My abs are like tan(pi/2) They're undefined."

"What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !"

"I ended up in jail the other night and the guys across from me had glued themselves together... It was very confusing."

"Animal Crackers... ... despised by gluten-free people and vegans"

"Many English names are derived from occupations, like Fletcher (arrow maker), Cooper (barrel maker), or Cunningham (tricky pig)."

"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care."