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Joke of the Day

"I'm dyslexic, atheist and an insomniac... I stay up all night wondering if there *really* is a Dog."

"I walked 10 miles today. I knew I shouldn't have let my dad name my dog."

"Starting Salary"

"Kill someone with an icecream cone and eat it afterward. They can't convict with no murder weapon. It's the perfect crime. Plus, ice cream."

"I bet in Somalia a kid has been like ""I'm so hungry!"" and another's like ""Third world problem!"" and they both laugh and die and stuff."

"What kind of fruit is also a vegetable? Elton John in a coma."

"So sad when gay kids get beat up for their brunch money."

"Kim Jong-Il found alive He's running a hot dog cart in downtown Seoul. It turns out he just wanted a change of Korea."

"Did you guys hear about the blind man who got hit in the head by a football? He never saw it coming."

"What's the one good thing about a pedophile? They drive slow through school zones."