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Joke of the Day

"The Klu Lkux Klan... The original boys in the hood..."

"You know what they say... If a Chilean Miner gets scared and runs back to his hole it's winter for 6 more weeks."

"My wife called me an alcoholic, and I was so taken aback I spilled my drink... But I was able to wring out the placemat back into the glass, so everything's ok!"

"What is a rocket's favorite meal? Launch! Another one from my 9 year old."

"Scientists researched if cheetahs could drive more than 60mph The results were catastrophic"

"You'd think that the guy in charge of putting pepperoni on frozen pizzas would've been up for a performance review by now."

"What do you call a baby from Dover? Doverkiin."

"Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?"

"A lesbian tried to hit on me today, so I let her know that I was straight. She told me, ""Spaghetti is straight too, till it gets wet"""

"My sister said she thought it would be cool to be a meme. I told her to run for president."