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Joke of the Day

"I always said ""Aim for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."" But apparently that's not a valid excuse and I can't work for NASA anymore."

"Time really flies by. Seems like only yesterday I was just a young apprentice-bater."

"Wanna hear a joke about recursion [Wanna hear a joke about recursion](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/39zo5p/wanna_hear_a_joke_about_recursion/)"

"Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop? She was trying to find the lowest prices"

"The Blonde Waitress Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please? Blonde Waitress: We are fresh out of cream, sir. Can I bring you coffee without milk instead?"

"7 years ago to this day, I swallowed my gum and broke a mirror, so as you might imagine, this is a pretty big day for me."

"Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house? He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view."

"[sign outside butcher shop: POLISH SAUSAGES - ASK US] ME: Yes, I'm here about the sausage polishing job?"

"Did anyone else hear about the claustrophile? He just came out of the closet recently."

"Rabbits in a row. What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back? A receding hare line."