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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I ruined your surprise party by telling everyone it was an intervention"
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"What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon? The second m is silent."
"So, an Irishman walks out of a pub... ... Hey, it could happen!"
"What goes; green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red? A frog in my blender"
"What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ? One always offer a snack bar after saying hello"
"Yo' Mama Jokes Battle! I'll start! Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables."
"Feeling cold? Just stand in the corner of your house, since it's usually 90 degrees"
"What do you get the girl who has everything? Penicillin."
"What did Helen Keller name her dog? akjnveoajknoea"
"A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night... ... and he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, ""Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"""