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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return? Stick"
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"What's the shortest book in the world? Deutscher Humor!"
"For lunch today I ate three lunches."
"Say what you will about old people but I respect that they never talked about their feelings"
"The British are coming! Get ready! Oh wait they're coming by boat. We have like three months"
"This Uber driver is the worst. I can't roll down the windows, he keeps asking questions, the doors won't open, and now his siren is blaring."
"You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera."
"You may refer to him as Cap'n Crunch to others, but you must still salute him in person."
"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Use lubricant."
"My doctor just told me I have Parkinson's... ...I'm pretty shaken up about it."