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Joke of the Day
"The British are coming! Get ready! Oh wait they're coming by boat. We have like three months"
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"'I just call it like I see it...' -People giving their unsolicited opinion about their unsolicited opinions."
"What do you fire from underwater guns? Seashells"
"I would make an alliance of agnostics... but I'm not sure how I feel about that."
"Cops are looking for a fat bank robber. He's still at large."
"what's green and lives in the cupboard?? last year's hide and go seek champion"
"An Irish Joke, that I did not initially get. I am Irish as well... How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"
"I would describe most of my social interactions at parties as ""when you turn on the kitchen faucet and the water hits a spoon in the sink"""
"Dun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Running down the motor-way, A lorr-ie comes the other-way, Dun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Splat-Man!"
"I don't date because I have a very particular type Girls that like me"