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Joke of the Day

"For lunch today I ate three lunches."

"Horses are vegans, too, yet you don't hear them yapping on and on about it do you?"

"The inventor of the toilet must've had a rough time at his presentation. ""Oh here comes Gary with his poop throne idea"""

"If a married couple in the city get in a fight, it's called domestic violence. In the country it's called sibling rivalry."

"This guy in line at store had breath so bad his teeth turned sideways just to let it out."

"My 7yo gave up a simple joke thats good enough 2 laugh at. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Cause it was stuck on the chicken's foot!"

"Why did the horny furry get arrested? Because he was a sexual predator."

"Inspirational tweet: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. I hope yours is a freight train."

"The best part about pooping with the door open in the morning is being able to see everyone's face at Starbucks."

"Father: Well Son how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below ""C"" level !"