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Joke of the Day
"I didn't know what happiness was until I got married. But by then it was too late."
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"Why did the fish not get accepted into college? His grades were below sea level"
"Today is National Pasta Day I have a friend that would have loved today, but sadly she's pastaway"
"How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin? When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me."
"If you want to say something ""rude"" for the person you hate the most: 'It wouldn't be worth it to buy your voodoo doll, because i would anyways throw it in a fire right away. it's money wasting!"
"What do girls and noodles have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them"
"The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick' The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?' The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'"
"What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore? an EXcavator"
"Amazon is selling used copies of 50 Shades....ewe"
"Columbus: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Well Columbus: *just yanks me out of my car and drives off in it*"