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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a pedophile and a sexually active wife of a cop? One wants to cop a feel and the other wants to feel a cop."

"What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends? There's not mushroom in here"

"What's the pink panther's to do list? *To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo"

"What if Daft Punk is just a couple of rad old ladies who met in knitting club and shared a love of sick beats?"

"Looking for someone to shovel my snow while dressed as a stormtrooper. No weirdos."

"What is a Jedi's Favorite Italian Dessert? Obi-Wan....Cannoli!"

"Heard today that most feminists are lesbians that's why they can't think straight."

"A few weeks ago my barber cut my hair too short. I didn't like how it looked at all, but now it's growing on me."

"A techno song lasted longer than my first marriage"

"What do you call a biker on her period? A menstrual cyclist!"