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Joke of the Day
"The Best Knock Knock Joke All Day! Fuck you Chad."
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"Is it me or does it seem like Cinco de Mayo is always on May 5th?"
"There are 10 types of people Those who don't understand Binary, and 01110100 01101000 01101111 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01100100 01101111 00101110"
"I don't date because I have a very particular type Girls that like me"
"My wife, girlfriend, and slampiece walk into a bar I'm pretty glad I'm not there right now."
"Why did the bicycle fall down? because it was two-tired."
"Q: Is Google a he or a she? A: A she, no doubt, because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas."
"Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist? Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero."
"Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off, who was left?"
"I have just became a proud father! :) My son's actually just turned 4, but he was an annoying little cunt for the first 3 years."