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Joke of the Day

"I have nothing against gynecologists... I just don't like them in genital."

"wut do u call it when the white guy is the top and the black guy is the bottom? society."

"My dog won't stop playing the piano I guess you can say she... Won't stop Bach-ing"

"How do you sum up a cashew? In a nutshell!"

"I'm going to open a frozen pizza shop It's called ""Pizza By the Ice."""

"Helluva guy John is a hellava guy. Type of guy who goes out on a Friday night, gets a couple of blow jobs, comes back and gives his buddy one."

"Had scab soup today made it from scratch."

"What does a man with a big d*ck eat for breakfast? Yeah, I didn't think you'd know..."

"Useless trying to undo a mistake. Focus your efforts on new ones."

"Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow? Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!"