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Joke of the Day

"Black literature Why is there so little Black literature? Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949."

"What did the man with a 10inch dick have for breakfast? I didn't think you would know, but I had steak and eggs."

"I was really bad in my school band. So bad they kicked me out and put me on the registered sax offenders list."

"Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg? Because he got cold feet."

"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, Crisp and Even"

"This fellow said to me 'You speak in a odd way, have you come from abroad?' To which I replied 'Steady on fellow, I would kindly ask you not to speak of my mother in such a fashion!'"

"Puts fitbit on dogs collar. Throws the ball around. Sits on the couch and eat chips. Wins all the challenges"

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish."

"If I donate blood and you're in an unfortunate circumstance of needing it don't blame me for never being able to pass a drug test again."

"your Lonely Score is the maximum number of forks a takeout place has given you for your single person food order. my score is 4"