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Joke of the Day

"So a train runs over a woman... A train runs over a woman... Who's fault is it? The train driver's because he was driving through the kitchen."

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"What do you call two black guys on a white guy? ...half a sack"
"Black literature Why is there so little Black literature? Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949."
"What is the best ""bang for your buck""? Vaseline."
"I opened the window... And influenza."
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4rM4oj-u3A"
"What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria? Light"
"You guys are so selfish, only think about yourselves, not important stuff. Who the FUCK is going to narrate Morgan Freemans life? WHO?!"
"*corrects your grammar incorrectly, winks at your date*"
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