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Joke of the Day

"Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."

"My girlfriend got her period today... ...and I guess, since I'm the adult in this relationship, I'm going to have to have ""the talk"" with her. They grow up so fast..."

"The people doing it in pornos are in love, right?"

"Don't ask God to cure cancer & world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space & fixing the weather for your barbecue."

"what's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger."

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches."

"Exercise makes you look and feel better naked? So does Tequila...."

"Why do midget's laugh when running? Because the grass tickles there balls"

"I don't understand why so many people in the south have bad teeth when they try their best to keep everything else straight and white."

"My parents think im a failure... I cant wait to show them the A i got on my hepatitis test"