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Joke of the Day

"My wife said ""I bet you can't go a whole day without telling a period joke.""I said ""You're on."""

"I wonder if a ghost has ever watched me masturbate."

"Life is going pretty good for me lately I guess. I just got a booty call last night. It was from life. Apparently it still wants to fuck me."

"I was thinking about telling a Thailand joke... But Phucket."

"It's sad old people won't live to see time travel, because how bad do they want to find the jerk who carpeted over this beautiful hardwood?"

"i woke up my girlfriend with oral sex... ....she almost choked and is now mad :("

"Why does the Indian chief hate snow? It's White and all over his land."

"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"

"Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch? Because it's still dressing."