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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the dyslexic Christian? .... who worshipped the almighty 'Dog'."
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"Some military humour: why do I call the ol' downstairs resident APFSDS? Because it's a long-rod kinetic penetrator!"
"China has a great wall..... and guess what? No Mexicans!"
"Duck waddles in to a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. ""Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?."" ""Just put it on my bill."""
"I was in a near-sex experience. My wife flashed before my eyes."
"Race jokes are all the same Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal!"
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles."
"Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!!"
"If you were a Canadian and I were a Canadian and we bumped into each other, who would apologize first? I'm not a Canadian so get out of my fucking way! I'm Walking Here!"
"Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank."