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Joke of the Day

"A Jew, a Hindu and a Muslim go into a bar, and the barman says..... What a wonderful diversity of cultures we have in this community."

"I had a joke about the Jonestown massacre...... But the punch line was too long."

"How do you get a pool player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."

"Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same? They both went up in flames."

"I like to take a dog with me when I play golf.... I put my balls in its mouth."

"A guy calls his boss and asks ""What's the difference between this morning and your wife?"" ""I'm not coming in *this morning*"""

"I love my ribcage. It is very close to my heart."

"Why Does Donald Trump Oppose Single Payer? Because he is a Toupeer"

"Camouflage training ""Soldier!"" ""Yes, sergeant!"" ""I haven't seen you at camouflage training today!"" ""Thank you, sergeant!"""

"If you wanna make hundreds of friends, you gotta wear a t-shirt with a joke on it. People will not stop laughing. ""This guy,"" they'll say."