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Joke of the Day
"Is your girlfriend wife material? I'm building a giant wife."
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"It's my birthday, so here's a related joke. Why are birthdays good for you? - - - - - Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest."
"A guy walks into a bar... his face gets bruised, his phone shatters on the concrete, and the Pokemon gets away."
"[first day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* ""We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?"" *gets stabbed*"
"Regarding the change of pm in Australia... Thought that it was abbot time it changed since it turn-ed blue for Tony ... I'll see myself out"
"What sound does a doorbell make in China? ping pong."
"[at a child's birthday party] Lady: which one's yours? Me: uhh, that one L: that's my daughter M: *grabs the cake and runs*"
"A buddhist monk approaches a burger food truck and says. . . ""Make me one with everything."""
"What do you say when leaving the Periodic Table of Elements' police station? Cu Copper."
"Why are giraffes so tall? Because cheetahs are faster."