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Joke of the Day

"On page 24 of the world record book I'm listed as the men with the longest penis. At page 69 I'm listed as world's best liar."

"Sometimes therapy is as simple as nodding to the dude next to you stuck in traffic. I feel you brother."

"Knock knock? 1 Who's there? 2 Allah 1 Allah who? 2 ALLAHU ACKBAR"

"Why is Hillary better than a prostitute? Hillary will be whatever you want her to be for a whole campaign, a prostitute only lasts 30 minutes."

"I had issues with my wireless mouse... ...so i got a cable cat and now my problems are solved"

"Why don't ducks have teeth? Too much quack."

"Welcome, take off your pants ...and jacket."

"I heard the founder of Apple was actually kidnapped by the government of Mexico Damn Mexicans always stealing our Jobs"

"Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana."

"I thought reverse psychology was when.. you made your therapist cry"