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Joke of the Day
"Happy Fathers Day to all you mother fuckers!"
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"What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the party? ""Namaste"""
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"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who's up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom? I've been framed."