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"What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder? Endless love."
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"""Well that can't be right."" - dogs watching us catching balls with our hands"
"Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary? Because, it isn't mainstream."
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"Fun thing to say to your neighbors on the first meeting: I love the way your hair smells when you're sleeping."
"""You see those footprints? It looks like our killer had feet."" - If you want to know why I was fired as a writer on CSI."
"When somebody I blocked gets RT'd into my timeline it's like they're violating their restraining order."
"How does an alien get back to his home planet? ayy lmao"
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