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Joke of the Day
"Russia's attitude towards the West is sometimes... Off-Putin."
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"Some mornings I just want to brew the coffee directly into my mouth."
"I tried to sell a Native American some land.... ...but he told me he had his reservations."
"Just bought Cluedo: Gang Rape edition. Turns out they all did it."
"eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches."
"Fortune Teller I told my friend that my dream was to be a cola drinking fortune teller but I knew it would never happen. He told me to stop being pepsimisstic."
"cute girl just saw me try to walk and drink water at the same time so dating her is off the table now"
"What happened to all the people that said YOLO they all died"
"i go to a lot of married ladies' funerals and play the part of an upset lover just to mix things up and for free shrimp"
"Crimea River What did say to bama."