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Joke of the Day
"Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice? The Spanish Inquisition."
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"what are pee wee herman's favorite baseball teams? yanks and the expos"
"My cousin is having trouble with the mods on Reddit... ...he's my cousin twice [removed]"
"I slept with a slut that liked to twist words... I forget her name, so I just refer to her as ""Whorenadoe"""
"What do you call a lost crayon? a Strayola"
"Just ate an order of cheese fries and smoke started coming out of my Fitbit."
"How do you reuse toilet paper? You stick it in some water and boil the shit out of it."
"If banks are so worried about people stealing their pens, they should just attach them to a Creed CD"
"I bet whenever a cow eats a lot of grass she says to her friends ""I've been eating like a cow!"" and they'd laugh and moo or whatever cows do"
"Sarah, i understand that you are a feminist... ...but you can't end your prayer with ""awomen"" instead of ""amen"" credits to an anonymous facebook post of which i was too lazy to read the name"