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Joke of the Day

"Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice? The Spanish Inquisition."

"Some inmates claimed Blackbeard was best... but I don't believe in cons' piracy theories."

"How long does it take for an African mom to shit? 9 months..."

"My girlfriend just broke up with me. I deserved it... I asked her to so I could do this joke."

"""Do you know how awkward you are?"" ""Good, you?"""

"Why Do Black People Run Fast? Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water."

"I also like my women like I like my coffee... ...cheaply imported from Brazil"

"I work for the government which means I have to enter 2 passwords in order to print documents that are open to the public."

"Customer: I didn't order this. Waiter: I know but your meal tastes worse."

"What's the difference between Jews and Pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven."