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Joke of the Day

"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places... ...My doctor told me to stay away from those places."

"How do you pick up Jewish chicks? With a vacuum cleaner."

"Why does Jared love 6-inch subs? He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls"

"Irish man walks into a bar An Irish man walks into a bar the bartender goes, ""What you havin'?"" The Irsh Man says, ""Nothing""."

"What does a psychologist wear to bed? A Freudian slip."

"My boss always calls me Sweetypie when he wants me to get him coffee..I estimate he's swallowed a bucket of my spit in the last 4 years.."

"My mind is made up... I'm Frankenstein."

"There are five states of matter. 1. Solid 2. Liquid 3. Gas 4. Plasma 5. Black Lives"

"What spice is the most welcoming? Cumin"

"The ISIS have recruited a new rapper... They're calling him the real Islam shady!"