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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part of being a hooker? Every day is the week is a Moanday."
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"Actions speak louder than words when you smack someone in the back of the head with a shovel"
"What do wizards call unmagical African Americans? Niggles"
"ME: I give you all my love and infection. HIM: Um. Don't you mean love and 'affection'? ME: ... HIM: ... ME: You should get tested."
"Did you hear about the all-leper boxing world championship final I hear it was a real face off in the second round"
"What can you hunt for in the wild as well as in your wallet A couple bucks"
"ATTENTION: upon further consideration I am once again pushing back the debut of my summer beach bod. Thank you for your patience."
"Study shows that people eat more bananas than monkeys I don't even remember the last time I ate a monkey!"
"*Attempts to give a Homeless guy change* Him: Thanks. You never know, one day my situation might be you. Me: Really? *holds on to change*"
"Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman? He impersonated a Tootsie."