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Joke of the Day
"When I ask someone what their name is, why do I never actually listen to their answer?"
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"Fox has cancelled American Idol. From Now on, if I want to listen to bad music, I'll have to listen to Pitbull just like everyone else."
"[England 1320] ""Dearest fair lady, thou art the finest in the land. Allow me to gaze upon thee soon. My love grows."" *waits 6 months* ""K"""
"I have two dance styles: Sober, dancing silly as a ""joke"" or drunk dancing with confidence, same exact moves."
"What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest? ""Oh, how I pine for you!"""
"If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they'd have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken."
"If a tree falls in a forest and no one hesrs it, Do the squirrels sleep sideways?"
"A joke for the cerebral...What do you call it when a bunch of crows agree to meet later? Premeditated murder."