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Joke of the Day
"I bet you've already heard this It's a pretty common word."
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"What is a female genitals favorite slide to slide down at the playground? The fallopian tube!"
"I'm going to leave the presents out and hide my kids in the closet until Christmas."
"TIFU by installing the incorrect speaker parts in my car Oops, wrong sub!"
"Men Are Polite When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts"
"I like Triscuits because sometimes you just want to eat a wicker basket."
"I take offense to this subreddit... ...and use it to keep the animals out."
"There's a gang in my area... There's a gang in my area who recruit new members by threatening them with all kinds of horrible punishments if they don't join. But enough about the church..."
"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife's clothes."
"COP: You seen an escaped evil octopus? ME: No COP: [looks up] Nice chandelier ME: Thanks COP: Why is it wet? ME: Um COP: And holding 8 guns?"