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Joke of the Day
"I saw a fight at a campsite yesterday. It was in tents!"
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"my wife is alot like pandora radio she is always asking me if I am still listening"
"I like my women like I like my whiskey... Light brown, from the south, and kept in a lightless cabinet only to be taken out on special occasions."
"What's the world's scariest plant? bamBOO!"
"What is easy to register for, but something you never want? Sex offender."
"Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour of course."
"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There's Kneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver and gold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."
"If Dracula saw Twilight, he'd stake himself."
"An undertaker and a snake If an undertaker and a snake got married, what would there towels say? Hissss and Hearse"
"I Work At Sears And Some Black Guys Came In Asking For Polyester Pants It's weird because they usually pick cotton."