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Joke of the Day

"Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors? They see his AMA and turn off the computer."

"A very attractive woman walked into a bar Asked everyone what they wanted to drink, everyone wanted two liquor"

"*lays head on homeless guys lap* ""You would not believe the day I had"""

"Got arrested for dancing around the store naked advertising Hawaiian rolls I guess I'm not a very good roll model"

"Diarrhea is hereditary. Apparently it runs in your jeans."

"I recently started the new Brexit diet So far I've lost hundreds of millions of pounds."

"September is Alzheimer's Awareness month... remind me tomorrow."

"What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny? ""Hey, this looks new!"""

"She wants to share a Facebook account? Run."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw on a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!"