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Joke of the Day

"A Blonde Woman Asks For A $6000 Loan And the bartender says, ""Look, lady. Do you want something to drink or not?"""

"I wanted to stop for McDonald's this morning but the line was too wide."

"Therapist: so your parents also suffered from depression? Me: no they both liked it"

"Roses are red Violets are blue Meet me in bed To learn something new Pfff....poetry is easy"

"If you like pina coladas / Getting caught in the rain / Drink this pina colada / It was caught in the rain"

"What is the frequency of a broken tailbone? My butt Hz."

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine? A Porcupine has the pricks on the outside"

"I wonder if women in China complain that all guys are the same."

"Why can't deer get marred? Because they can't elope"

"I don't get why supermodels are considered attractive. I mean they have the body of a 12 year old boy, but the face isn't as sexy."