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Joke of the Day
"Women and rocks are a lot alike. We skip the flat ones."
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"If I ever saw an amputee being hung, I'd start yelling out letters."
"Kid: Dad, a girl called me ugly, how long does ugly last.. Dad:Hey hun Mom:Yes? Dad: How old are you? Mom: 45 Dad:theres your answer kid"
"A Christian, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar... What a fine example of an integrated community. ^(Credit: Bernard Righton/John Thomson)"
"Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations."
"My girlfriend asked me if we could try fitness... I replied, ""fitness? How about we try fitness dick in your ass."""
"What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business"
"The fact that the British call math ""maths"" scares me, since the only thing more frightening than math is plural math."
"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef"
"That annoying moment when you're waiting for a text & you get one but it's from the wrong person."